Welcome to the jungle. My jungle. My world of movies. Here, you will find me throwing out opinions on the latest movies and DVDs I'm checking out, while at the same time discussing my trials and tribulations of my slowly blossoming career in the film biz. So grab a vine and swing along with me, baby, cuz it's movie time.
Hee hee! Good variety! Interesting that we all picked comedies. I guess they have such great and memorable lines.
Here's another of my favorites, from The Princess Bride, spoken by Wallace Shawn playing Vizzini during the Battle of Wits: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!" and he falls over dead. Brilliant.
"The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening for me now."
(I need two pieces of identification.) "Ah, yes! I have my temporary driver's license...and...my astronaut application form. I didn't pass it though. I failed everything but the date of birth."
HA!(The Jerk) ------------------------------ "It's like an orange on a toothpack." (Stuart speaking to "Head"...who has a big ol' hair)
"Charlie! Light a match!"
(Charlie reading the "Dear John" letter his sister-in-law,Rose, forged from him to his wife.) Rose:"You are not supposed to come in the room once the note has been written and placed on the desk." (As she'sgetting ready to kill him with an axe.) (So I Married an Axe Murderer) -------------------------------- (Explaining to friend why he didn't get the girl's number) "She's a breeder...two of 'em." (Are We There Yet) -------------------------------- "What'd she give him?" "A lock of hair...from her chest." (Grease) -------------------------------- "Do you understand the words that are a coming outta my mouth?" "Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' outta your mouth." (Rush Hour 2) -------------------------------- "Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom?" "Of course you may." (*pause* then look of relief)"Thank you." (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels) --------------------------------- "Would you like a s'more?" "How can I have more of something I haven't had already?" (Sandlot) --------------------------------- (Capt. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner sword fighting. Jack Sparrow pulls out a gun.) "That's cheating." (duh shrug)"Pirate" (Pirates of the Caribbean" --------------------------------- "I respect women. I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them." (The 40 Year Old Virgin)
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Jacob says..."What's with the eye patch? You gonna swab the on-deck circle for us, matey? Huh? Playin' pirate?"
"Mom says I have cancer of the eye." from The Bad News Bears.
For sure..."Bye, Buddy. Hope ya find your dad." :D "elf"
"Fix yourself a dang quesadilla." Napoleon Dynamite
Jacob says..."Tina, you fat lard. Come get some dinner." and "You guys are retarded." from Napoleon Dynamite
My personal favorite is from "Groundhog Day"
Piano teacher: "So you say this is your very first piano lesson? You are very good!"
Bill Murray: "Well. My Dad was a piano mover, soooooo......"
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
Not really a single quote, but...
from Raising Arizona
"When we didn't have any crodad, we ate sand"
"You ate WHAT?"
"We ate sand"
"You ate SAND?"
hee hee love it. I quoted it with my friend over and over when we were in 7th grade. That movie is hilarious.
ok, so I can't spell...
or remember the words correctly. hee hee.
love ya!
Hee hee! Good variety! Interesting that we all picked comedies. I guess they have such great and memorable lines.
Here's another of my favorites, from The Princess Bride, spoken by Wallace Shawn playing Vizzini during the Battle of Wits: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!" and he falls over dead. Brilliant.
Okay...
"I was born a poor black child"
"The new phone book's here. The new phone book's here. This is the kind of spontaneous publicity I need. My name in print. That really makes somebody. Things are going to start happening for me now."
(I need two pieces of identification.)
"Ah, yes! I have my temporary driver's license...and...my astronaut application form. I didn't pass it though. I failed everything but the date of birth."
HA!(The Jerk)
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"It's like an orange on a toothpack." (Stuart speaking to "Head"...who has a big ol' hair)
"Charlie! Light a match!"
(Charlie reading the "Dear John" letter his sister-in-law,Rose, forged from him to his wife.)
Rose:"You are not supposed to come in the room once the note has been written and placed on the desk." (As she'sgetting ready to kill him with an axe.)
(So I Married an Axe Murderer)
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(Explaining to friend why he didn't get the girl's number) "She's a breeder...two of 'em." (Are We There Yet)
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"What'd she give him?"
"A lock of hair...from her chest." (Grease)
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"Do you understand the words that are a coming outta my mouth?"
"Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' outta your mouth." (Rush Hour 2)
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"Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom?"
"Of course you may."
(*pause* then look of relief)"Thank you." (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
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"Would you like a s'more?"
"How can I have more of something I haven't had already?"
(Sandlot)
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(Capt. Jack Sparrow and Will Turner sword fighting. Jack Sparrow pulls out a gun.)
"That's cheating."
(duh shrug)"Pirate"
(Pirates of the Caribbean"
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"I respect women. I love women. I respect them so much that I completely stay away from them."
(The 40 Year Old Virgin)
That's a portion from our list. Shew!
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